Wednesday, March 5, 2014

a little backed up

analogy of constipated pooping and avalanching:
the shit is the snow
taking a shit is avalanching
in the shit snow world, there is no summer
sometimes the snow slides down naturally, natural avalanches
but sometimes it builds up, and gets stable, and bigger and bigger, but that's no good, cuz no summer means it will eventually slide, and when it does it will tear up trees and stuff
so, gotta be the ski patrol, and knock it down occasionally
but, as the thing about snow is, there's times when it's stable and times when it's not and trigger points etc., so gotta monitor the shit snow and when it's ripe knock it down